Profiles??

When I was with my previous employer (I left them in 2004 to work for my present employer), for some reason they wanted to profile me in the monthly company newsletter. I kept refusing, they kept pestering. So I finally gave in and submitted the following:

"Glenn is an advance scout for the invasion fleet that will arrive from the planet Neptune in 2006. Past jobs have included mutant hunter, dinosaur wrangler, flying saucer repairman, and Prime Minister of the Republic of Bliuggrovia. Hobbies include genetic engineering, full-contact backgammon, and planning total world domination."

They did not use my submission... and they never asked me again.